her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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