I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Text me some of your sweat
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
