I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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