A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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