ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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