Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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