just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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