He felt like a one man threesome
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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