My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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