with your own penis?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
either way he was missing a nipple.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
The power of my boobs compel you
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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