There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
