they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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