Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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