why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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