I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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