is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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