OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm eating all of the evidence.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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