I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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