Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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