I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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