I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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