the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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