9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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