dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
too bad you live with your parents still
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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