Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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