I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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