so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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