You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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