Already got asked if we're dating
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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