i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Found your dick twin last night
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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