Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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