Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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