ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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