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Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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