dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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