U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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