Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
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i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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