He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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