what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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