Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
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My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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