i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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