My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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