Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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