so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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