They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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