i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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