The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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