y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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