Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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