when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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