Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize