are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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