Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
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Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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