Soap is not a condiment
He kissed a someone with a penis
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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