Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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